I'm loving the nod to Mark Rothko.

I thought it was John Wilkes Booth.

Cable is expensive, especially if you're paying for a premium package. But don't assume that cutting the cord will automatically save you a bundle.

She doesn't give a shit. I'm starting to reeeeeeaaaaally hate this site.

But Madeleine Davies thinks we should calm the fuck down about spoilers, because blah blah blah reasons.

Because it's probably not a good idea to just ship them back to a stray cat that may or may not even be there anymore just so that there can be two more stray cats running loose and [eventually] having stray kittens of their own all over the place.

THIS.

Oh for FUCK'S SAKE. This is SPECIFICALLY in regard to the use of GM's various websites/promotions/etc:

MOST ACCURATE PLACEMENT OF SIGNS IN THE BACKGROUND EVER

Stop paying attention to people who do stuff like this. The world will be a much better place.

Cats are better, anyway.

FALSE. Because of everyone who makes a picture of their baby into their profile pic, which will then show up on literally everything they post or comment on.

I immediately thought of Hark! A Vagrant

Wasn't Chelsea Handler being considered?

Oh, and before I go on, let me just address some things here really quickly: I know it's a movie, I know it's not real, I don't expect perfect accuracy in everything, I can suspend disbelief, and so on. If these are any of the sorts of things you were planning to comment, then let's just take it as read and please…

Clearly her plaid uniform skirt was a centimeter too short and she revealed the barest sliver of knee.

I'm... not entirely convinced that a post telling people how not to spoil things qualifies as a lifehack. It's preaching about common courtesy. An actual lifehack would be, I don't know, instructions on attaching a Raspberry Pi to a shock collar so that you get zapped whenever you mention certain keywords (Red…

O hey, Dodai edited it finally! But the Twitter post lives on.