Fixed it for you.

Want to see what it looks like when a fourth-year Weil Gotshal associate plans to marry a family law practitioner from a small firm?

Or use insulin.

"In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!"

especially if you're in a position where you've been there the longest or you already have some informal seniority on your team

Photos must have a shot of a seattle newspaper or equivelent.

Too long... DID read!

Kinda wondering where the outraged, pearl-clutching commenters from James Franco's non-troversy are today & whether they're upset about this as well.

Wait, but if 17 is the age of consent, wouldn't that make her (hypothetically) a consenting adult?

Oh FFS. The age of consent in New York is 17. There are only 10 or so states in America where the age of consent is 18. More than half of the states' age of consent is 16.

So they're riding the Privilege Train from adolescence through college [let's face it: athletes are RIDICULOUSLY privileged, idolized, doted upon, held to little or no accountability in criminal activity, etc] and they're left with nowhere to go at the end of the line at Reality Station? Boo-hoo. Yes, it is absolutely…

he's not necessarily worthy of derision

Jezebel fell for some shit.

CHECK YOUR CALENDAR.

It's been a while since I did it but I think this was the guide that helped me after I initially had some errors:

I'm a big fan of doing that. What's really nice is that I can access the New York Public Library's ebooks without actually living in NYC - they only require that you reside in the state (you have to provide proof but it's as easy as emailing them a copy of your driver's license or other valid ID). I'm not certain if…

"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand." ***throws an uppercut***

Exactly.

This is rich, coming from Gawker Media, with all its sponsored posts.