Dyna-Mike
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Dyna-Mike

So sad [lolnotreally]

Conversely, I just don't understand how married couples can keep joint accounts.

Luckily, and much to everyone's surprise, tons of delicious candy poured out of the statue.

We all have a few people we're friends with on social networks who we just don't want to ever see in real life.

Stop contouring?

That's pretty cool, actually. Where did you find that info?

^ This. She cursed Aurora because she wasn't invited to a party.

tl;dr

"People who own, work at or patronize pet stores that sell pets are trash."
What a classist, privileged statement.

Everyone self-censors at work, for a very good reason.

More news about Maria Kang?

She's also been on NTSF:SD:SUV on Adult Swim, which I wish I knew months ago.

Protip: ditch your Facebook app and just go to the mobile website through your phone's browser. No autoplay videos there whatsoever, either from friends or from ads.

That's all well & good for the baby, but what should they use for the cat?

You've got to be kitten me...

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN???

Because they are not your cats and they are not familiar with you. Much like if I encountered a dog that was not familiar with me, it would growl.