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I was actually thinking about this when I ordered pizza last night. Unfortunately, my favorite pizza place only makes rectangular pizza D:

"I have Christianity. I have Judaism. I have Muslims. I have Mormons..."

For some odd reason, I really love the use of finger-makeup and really hope it becomes a thing.

Wedding colors, you say?

WORST FACEBOOK RANT ABOUT DELETING FACEBOOK, EVER.

Very real, and not the only time it happened on the show 'OZ'.

Me too.

I'm actually wearing a mangagement ring [ugh, that term, I'm not sure if I love it or hate it] as I type this. Simple gold band, no diamonds because fuck that whole shitty industry. I'm probably just going to use it as my wedding ring when we are joined in holy mantrimony [...sorry, couldn't help myself] because why…

Ugh. He's like a liberal version of Ann Coulter.

I'm a Yankee asshole too, but I'm rather sick the of the smug superior attitude that Yankee assholes wield over people from the South, so I'm calling it out.

Probably doesn't really need to be said, but Laurie, Tucker, and Whitney have THE whitest names possible.

Like this:

Bonus points for having a Bene Gesserit mother.

I feel like you're fishing for a star.

CARRIE BRADSHAW'S ENTIRE WARDROBE

So, it's basically like one of these:

I've said it before & I'll say it again: crabtrees are not sexy.

SOMEONE PLEASE KEEP KRISTEN STEWART AWAY FROM THE MAGNETIC POETRY ON HER REFRIGERATOR.