In Soviet Russia, anti-Russia conspiracy accidentally becomes a part of YOU!

NO YOGURT. ONLY KHLAV KALASH.

Chaotic neutral.

-19 to charisma

Will pay $10,000 for Hannah's unpublished memoir.

Twicca for Android is the best for filtering unwanted posts. You can mute by keyword, obviously, but also by source [never look at anyone's crappy Instagrammed dinner or their check-in as the Mayor of Annoyingville on Foursquare ever again!] and by user [for the friend / family member you feel absolutely obligated to…

lol

[Also: in Soviet Russia, bride fingerbangs YOU!]

In Soviet Russia, bizarre wedding photo game has YOU on lock!

You know what's awesome? Being a resident of the state of New York makes you eligible for a library card from NYC's New York Public Library. You don't even have to live in the city! And they have a huge selection of ebooks you can borrow! For free!

Madison's super-powerful extra powers left as soon as Cordelia was confirmed to be the new Supreme, which gave Kyle the opening to kill her. WHY IS THIS HARD FOR PEOPLE TO COMPREHEND?

BONUS FUN: pass out the unused ones as party favors for your baby shower!

Confirmation bias FTW.

Single Werewolf Mom Discovers Weird Trick To Burn Fat!!!

Wait. Madonna DIDN'T try to kill her to keep her from becoming the next Supreme & steal her life force?

That depends on if you're offering $10,000.

This article is disgusting.

It's really just easier to sacrifice a virgin to The One Who Waits In Shadow and Silence for perfectly-peelable eggs.