THE GREYS!!!!!!!!!

You know, it's funny, they kind of do in that second link! They mention that it is a common kink and the narrative is super sexual. I mean...I think the religion part is them feeling like they have to justify their practice of BDSM as a religious commandment, which comes off kind of exhibitionist, since that means…

I know you're 'avin a giggle, but I've thought for years that this is a backdoor way for bible thumpers to practice their fetishes and still Jesus.

This was a team effort. Everyone should be proud of what they've accomplished here. applause

Nah, it sounds like he's supporting them. He must be a power bottom.

Pfft! All men are the same. I gave myself to Jesus — and now he never calls.

ZING!

I love the damn things and don't care who knows it.

Seriously. I was completely surprised by how good they were when I tried them. It sucks that they probably won't last.

They used to have links for special, crotchless spanking bloomers! No joke.
It's definitely NSFW.

Well in scriptures they do tell men to be submissive to god and to love his wife as much as Jesus loved others. It calls for men to fully submit to love and is actually a bigger call to submit. It calls for men not only to submit to authority but to love his wife compltely, this isn't asked of women. Evangelicals…

The Christian Spanking stuff blew my mind.
http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com

Yeah, but he only joins in after the Second Coming.

My sister just texted me "Hi darl, thinking of your face," so thanks for this. Thanks very very much.

Also, I wanted to loudly heckle the real life Philomena.

This is very distressing news. Shaming formula feeding moms is my primary source for validating my choice to breast feed and causing stress and guilt for new mothers with my harsh judgements.

As a scientist, I will go on record as saying that if you don't breastfeed, you are ruining your child's future. They will never accomplish anything substantial in their lives and you are LITERALLY HITLER.

This was me too. I mean, I still liked steak but I needed A1 sauce all over it. But when I started ordering my own steak and ordered medium rare because that's what everyone else ordered... mmmmmmm.

Oh, how dare you?!

Laser cats or GTFO.