Children of the candy corn

Junior may look like an American Psycho, but it’s Eric who’s got the taste for it.

After the debate, both candidates walked towards the front of the stage. Clinton bent down and shook the hand of moderator Lester Holt, Trump went stage left and shook someone else’s hand. Then someone from the campaign reminded him about Holt* and he went over to Lester Holt and shook his hand.

Eric’s eyes and Ivanka’s nipples are both staring at me. I’m not sure how to feel other than disturbed.

You mean Meg Trump.

Scary prescience. Scary.

if AP would just once say he was wrong in beating a 5 year old, I feel like most Vikings fans would accept that. But he still insists he was ok in beating his kid, and thinks he’s a great dad. A lot of fans would be fine with him leaving. McKinnon is the future and looks pretty exciting. That being said I’m a…

Mike Ditka followed this by explaining that his own father subjected him to abuse, and that the former Bears coach “thanks God every day that he did.”

Reporter: I’m here to do a redemption story about you, and your remorse for hitting your son.

Ahem.

DEAR GOD I CANNOT UNSEE THIS!

Thank you - this whole article and most of the comments finding the whole situation hilarious left a very bad taste in my mouth. Not what I expect from Jezebel. This is a story written by someone who admittedly pimped out another woman, knowing that the other woman was essentially a slave (not getting any of the…

The face wasn’t blocked out, and the her Instagram ID wasn’t even blocked initially. The tone of the article didn’t even change after the IG screenshot emerged.

Well, the case already went to trial. If (SPOILERS and I can’t believe I’m putting a spoiler warning on a Twitter story) Jess was found guilty, then this is all a matter of public record. If she was acquitted, then she can’t go to trial again, because double jeopardy prevents her from being tried repeatedly for the…

None of the comments criticizing that this is what they’re using a feminist (major) platform for are ever gonna be un-greyed.

It seems really irresponsible to publish the photo of a woman who is being outed as a sex worker without her consent and totally unverified. Why not block out her face? Even in the context of the story where she is assaulted , held against her will and possible sexually assaulted “Jess” did not want to be outed.

If I’m straining to come up with this shit, I should probably stop doing it.

Can you determine if the bots ever messaged each other?

What about the Bots Seeking Bots section?