I think it's a little of both.

I really need to do a Kinja Help post on GT, but I figured I'd wait til Monday and make it overly dramatic.

I am.

I go there, I change, I click save, and it doesn't save. I remain Carl-Grimes Purrkins. I believe it's Kinja's punishment for starting the whole name-changing thing.

Your dear friend Kinja still won't let me. It's not an option on my Manage Dweeze page.

Girls get all the cool stuff.

Team Dog's plan to divide the animal vote and then swoop in on the final ballot is proceeding nicely.

Isn't Horny Yanks redundant?

I'll prepare the militarized bass...

The world is painfully lacking in Hall and Oates jokes.

Have you heard many Hall and Oates jokes today?

Hall and Oates called it first:

I'll spray paint them.

Way to see the silver lining!

I'll toss two, sorry, three pair into the refrigerator box.

No, no, that's okay. For one thing, I don't actually work here. For another, you're going to be fine, as long as you don't mind the superfluous arms. They may even come in handy.

Will do. You've been great about this. Sorry that, well...

We usually use an ink-stamp in 140 pt font. Will that do?

No, about Group Think. We should have the test results regarding the swelling ready to send out to you in a few hours. We may just put them in the refrigerator box.

It normally takes several days to find out.