I assumed the cat was trying to push her out of the picture so that the camera focused on the true star of the shot.

This seems strangely relevant

If at the end of a date, I ask a woman if she wants to go out again, and she gives me any answer other than an unequivocal yes, I assume that the answer is no and she just didn't feel, for whatever reason, that she could directly say no. In a perfect 'kum-bay-yah let's all hold hands and sing' world, it'd be nice if…

*nods thoughtfully*

Or are you just playing Mark Twain in the lobby? With the candlestick.

Wait. You're Val Kilmer?

Does the Playhouse know about this?

You're a hopeless romantic.

Look, if you'd rather put a ring around Betty White, that's fine with me.

I think putting a ring around Val Kilmer would be a fine first date for us.

It. The ottoman.

Do you want to put a ring on it?

And I you

I don't think Sparkle has posted a serious comment in, oh, forever. Prove me wrong, Sparkle! Prove me wrong!

I will go to my grave defending a couple of quick shots of orange soda into a Pepsi as being the perfect soft drink. I don't know which two on his list of things he never had that compares to, and I'm not really interested in figuring it out.

St. Cloud? Minnesota? She vacations in St. Cloud, Minnesota? There's nothing worse you can do to her.

I can't look away from Miley touching herself. I'm trying to, but I can't. It's just so wrong.

I can see the resemblance now.

That's an ottoman?

No, silly. Over there. ———>