Dweeze
Dweeze
Dweeze

Are we whispering first and last name, or just first name? If first and last name are both easy to whisper independently, shouldn't that be worth another five points?

Nope. Not long at all.

I can't imagine that prison is going to be very enjoyable for him. I bet he spends a lot of time away from the general population, which would be richly deserved.

If she was buying cronuts, she needs to go away for a long, long time.

I don't know, he's going to really have to step up his game to stay ahead of Wiener in this competition.

Well, it's an elected position (at least in San Diego), so he can't be fired. I would assume there's some provision for a recall (or perhaps even impeachment) if he refuses to step down.

Tex Avery approves

I should be ashamed! Should being the operative word.

As opposed to near the bridge unnaturally?

Or savage chickens

So, out of curiosity, where did you see the bumper sticker? Was it on another merman/mermaid? Were you ashore, driving? If so, isn't driving difficult for a mermaid/merman?

Pass/fail only. Got it.

Do you actually have an honor student? Because if you don't, that might explain the dog's superiority.

Exactly. It could be that the fidelity aspect doesn't matter to her, but the fact that we wasn't capable of keeping it out of the public eye did matter to her. Sort of a 'I don't care what you do as long as I don't have to read about it in the papers' attitude.

It isn't the 9/11 comment per se, it's the flaw in critical thinking demonstrated by the 9/11 comment.

(Yes, I shamelessly stole this from a comment to the Gohmert post)

I'm not normally one to say 'citation please', but a quick survey of available polling data doesn't show any poll by any of the major polling outfits where a majority of respondents say that 9/11 was orchestrated by the government. So, since you're resting your argument on a 'everyone's stupid but me' plank, citation

Cloning and time travel. I'd go into more detail, but *looks around* people are watching.

If you could match that to the dramatic chipmunk music, you'd really have something.