Not to mention the cat then somehow manage to take and send a picture.

Cats realize they are the rightful rulers of the Internet.

I can totally buy that disfigured Smurfs cause depression.

Carlos Danger scoffs at your time stamps. HE SCOFFS AT THEM!

To be fair, pets spending time on the Internet can be a horrible problem. While my dogs have never poked anyone on Facebook, I'm constantly having to cancel the orders they place for toys and treats through Petco.

There's lots of Jezzies who are comic book fans.

And Guy Gardner > Kyle Rayner.

World's worst law firm...

Along the same lines, there's this.

I've always thought it looked more like doughnuts on the eyes. Which would make it a doughnowl, I suppose.

So Rihanna's comments don't automatically appear either? Good to know.

I adore your posts, but I can't agree with you on this. It would be physically draining to sit there and feel in your heart that you should do one thing but know in your mind you had to do the other, especially in a case like this. There's a world of things to be angry about here, but this isn't one of them.

Think of the money he'll save defending himself on future shootings!

That was Trog, right? Got high the one time and tried to ride a mammoth? Good times. Goooood times.

He never actually invoked stand your ground as a defense. He just used a traditional self-defense defense.

Don't forget there was that six-week period where George and his gunfriend thought all was well with the world, that they had both done the job they knew society wanted them to do (though society had never asked them - society is like that sometimes) and suddenly all the mean people conspired to keep them apart.

It was going on when I was an undergrad in the late 70s.

SPOILER ALERT: No. She makes it through.

What a glorious night on Twitter it was. A glorious night.

Time to bring this out again