As long as you don't try to breed it with a croissant...

Hey! Repressing people's rights is hard work!

We're going to need a bigger boat...

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Fucksticks like this make me embarrassed to be male.

Clearly if you had better time management skills you could do both.

Because you missed this post?

It won't matter. They can sense a disturbance in the force.

I'm torn between this just being another ploy for cash on her part and her actually being oblivious enough to think she might have a chance to win. It's probably the former, but I don't think you can completely discount the latter.

This post is going to prompt a feast of poorly-thought out comments and half-baked responses.

It's interesting that this thought

In all seriousness, how big of a draw will the tag "from the Princeton mom" be by the spring of 2014? Won't any publicist have to spend as much time explaining who she is and why people should listen to her as they will shilling the book? There are people with far greater short-term notoriety who have failed to launch…

The problem is that the definition of marriage varies from federal program to federal program. For some programs, it's if the couple is considered to be legally married by the state where they were married. For others (I think social security survivor benefits is one of these) it's if the couple is considered to be…

Has anyone asked croissants how they feel about being forced into these unholy unions? WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CROISSANTS?

Right. But it's still a monthly salary that, extrapolated out, isn't at all out of line for what the actual positions would be. Once they've decided to pay the positions (assuming, of course, that part of the reasoning is attracting candidates they may wish to offer jobs to later), paying them an entry-level wage…

Yeah, it's a lot for a college kid, but it's only $72K a year. That's probably more or less entry level for the positions.

people who give their babies mashed up Flamin' Hot Cheetos mixed with Mountain Dew Code Red

That was my first thought as well, but the more I think about it, the more I think it allows the assholish to say to themselves 'she's not a lady, so it's okay'.

I hate it when people claim a status they haven't actually achieved. HATE IT.

Especially for the deer.