Oh, he's the worst.

The same happens to me with mermen and mermaids.

Compared to the alternative.

JON SNOW TRIED TO BURN DOWN HIS KID'S MOTHER'S HOUSE?!?!?!

Well, the stork was in a lot less pain after that. I guess full price was warranted.

Technically, yes. It's why I got so upset you were charging full price.

If I recall correctly, you were still working on the podiatry degree at that point in time.

I think it was. Now I'm not so sure. It could have been some other stork dentist I was going out to dinner with.

Wouldn't women closing the infidelity gap require opening another gap? HI-YO! I'll be here all week. Try the salmon! Be sure to tip your waitstaff!

I was really expecting to read that sometimes she feels like a nut, sometimes she doesn't.

You know, I ended up getting stuck with the check. And you could have said that's why you were leaving. I waited for hours for you to come back.

A couple of questions. 1. Do people like this start to get a clue when they see the entire Internet criticizing their behavior? 2. How soon will she be running for office in a Republican primary?

No. 11 on the original list. Just missed out on the top ten.

To be fair, many people who aren't her have contempt for her, so it starts to even out.

If it hadn't been for the tour guide asking me if I wanted to see something really special, I wouldn't have known.

They don't realize it, because they are convinced everyone in the world thinks the same as they do.

I only eat there a few times a year, and usually only when my son is with me in the summer or at Christmas. But the batter is very nicely done, particularly for fast food, and it's just a deep fat fried extravaganza.

I'm trying to change. But when I was a kid, we always used that kind of language to refer to 24-hour sun cycles.

I cannot recommend this heartily enough. And for the record, the LJS onion rings are wonderful.

I'm not a sexist but today's Wednesday.