Chivalry? Not chives? Because I picked up a whole lot of chives...

I have a vivid imagination

Ain't that the sad, sad truth.

You're the mermaid/merman - you tell us.

I'd like to think that whoever asked this had money riding on the answer, and I'd further like to think they lost.

I know, I know - I find this news inordinately disturbing. It's like two of my best friends are married and now one is cheating on the other, except for the never meeting either of them aspect.

"Left Wing Mime" was Marcel Marceau's least impressive routine.

AAACCKKKKKK!!!!!

Yeah, if you're coming to a full-stop for the condom-placement process, you're not doing it right. Putting on the condom can, and should, be part of the foreplay.

Most might not, but I'd be pleased as punch to hear someone say it.

Well, my wife and I were married, and then states started approving same-sex marriage, and then my wife and I got divorced. Therefore, by the universal dictum that if one thing happens after another thing then the thing that happened first caused it, same-sex marriage destroyed my marriage.

I love it when Republicans are forced to deal with the fact that Reagan signed into law the largest tax increase in US history and signed tax increases into law in seven of the eight years he was president. It makes their heads asplode.

Fortunately, Paul Ryan is making great strides with human-fish relationships.

So many jokes, so little time.

You're welcome. Good luck!

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If you've got a consolidation loan backed by the federal government, that is a Direct Consolidation Loan or a Federal Consolidation Loan, you might qualify for an Income-Based Repayment (IBR) plan. You can find more info about IBR here. If you have a Direct Consolidation Loan, you might also qualify for an Income…

As a comics geek, and a huge Bendis/Powers fan, I can't tell you how cool it is to have retrogirl reply to me.

That's not my find, though I wish it was. I think I saw Ubertrout with it first.

Personally, I think it's much easier on Twitter to avoid unpleasant people. For one thing, someone can follow you without you following them in return.