How can anyone watch those stupid fucking "protect this house" ads and think it's a good idea to wear anything that company makes?

Sorry, I always think Gawker network = New York. I have a friend who owns four sports bars, and the issue is this: the only sport with a consistent audience is football. Local teams will get some middling attendance/interest, but it is nothing like football. A BIG jump occurs during the playoffs, especially if a local…

The problem is that people in general - men or women - do not support women's sports either through the ratings or in-person attendance. Literally any bar in the city will play any women's sports with the sound on if you tell them you'll bring the audience for it.

I'm so glad they're using the current logos. One thing that always bums me out when the United States competes internationally is that all these old European nations have these badass eagles and whatever for logos, and then we always have a big block-lettered USA that looks like something you'd buy at a gas station.

Hahaha this is so insane. I describe multiple first hand experiences (to someone who made a sweeping statement about ALL women) and now I am being told that I am "explaining how women's bodies work". And you're throwing these sad little terms at me like '"mansplaining" (which isn't even what is happening here). We…

God no wonder people make fun of the commenters in here so much. You're defensive and angry about literally everything. I wasn't even saying anything negative and here you are insulting every single sexual partner I've ever had.

This is hilarious. You've turned my statement into so many different things that are seemingly making you so angry and yet you're still wrong. Vaginas can smell like a woman's natural body smell - the same one as her armpits - and that isn't a bad thing. I've absolutely smelled exponentially more vaginas than you have…

Every body is different bro. I've experienced it multiple times and what do I possibly gain by lying about this?

Nope. Underarms can smell like vaginas all the time, honestly, and not in a way that is offensive. Source: smelled lots of vaginas.

Fuck that, I'm not letting the media shame me. FREESHARTING 4 LIFE

I think that's just an aging lesbian with osteoporosis

If I were going to be on the cover of a magazine I'd want them to do the entirely minimal amount of photoshopping they performed on her on me as well. And I have a feeling you guys would too if actually faced with the decision.

Except that they're already separated from the boat by the West Side Highway, the Park, and a huge pier. These people are being spoiled babies and I'm saying this as someone who lived one floor up from all the Chinatown parade routes.

As dumb and gross as this cruise ship sounds, what a bunch of fucking babies. It's only there for four days.

My personal trainer is me realizing that I can feel my torso shaking when I walk, being disgusted with myself, and ordering salad for the next two meals before inevitably going back to eating garbage tacos made by Chinese people. So yes, my personal trainer sucks.

His race is strawberry, duh

They don't have the capability to analyze all the metadata at once, or in real time, but what keeps them from doing specific prioritized searches when they have months (or years) to work with and a virtually unlimited budget?

My point is that as gross and uncomfortable it is that the NSA could see all my boner pictures, the real issue here is that whoever is in power now has the ability to tap any communications in any form of their political rivals at any level. We already had the color coded "threat level" manipulated to affect…

Yeah I honestly don't believe they are pulling my file any time soon. But did you ever read about a thing called Watergate?

This is still a huge improvement over the DC of twenty years ago