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Who is Papa Murphy and is he as big of an asshole as Papa John?

They had a solid record in a decently challenging schedule with a terrible start and a strong conclusion. I'm not saying he's a legendary coach but calling it "lackluster" at this stage is overkill.

Going to the Stanley Cup with the Devils as an assistant, and winning the division title with the Caps in his first season as a head coach? Not exactly lackluster.

The last time I saw that poll English tourists were considered the worst, mostly due to their equivalent to bachelor/bachelorette parties in places like Spain and Eastern Europe. And when you see those in action, shitting in a bin in public is like the tip of the iceberg.

What he's suggesting will require a lot of work to calculate, and it's going to make my armchair criticisms of the draft a lot more difficult to produce. Just kidding I am a Skins fan and they always just suck at everything. Go Rambo!

Ice cold.

They may not have left the nicest house on fraternity row, but that night they returned to an Iron City.

I didn't know that Koreans played baseball in Marlins Park

I'm a Redskins fan since I was five and I think the name is super offensive. When people ask me what my team is I stare at my feet and sheepishly mumble "D.C."

Of course I know the lyrics to our fight song! They're:

He's a dude who literally memorized the dictionary and thesaurus, of course he is a weirdo on live tv

Man I feel for Jenkins as well, it has to feel pretty awful knowing that you might have ended someone's career even accidentally.

Children BEHAAAAAAAAVE!

Every single text at the 2002 Olympics? So, like, all fifteen of them?

Is there really an "outrage machine" in this situation? I'm curious why we're only focusing on the one victim though.

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LOOKS LIKE THINGS ARE ABOUT TO HEAT UP IN NEW ENGLAND

"Youngstown for life" is one of the saddest sentiments I've read in a long time.

"Made up dick disease" ?

In fairness, Skyler has been losing from the moment his parents named him Skyler.

Richmond really isn't DC area at all. Culturally it is officially "the south" whereas DC is a weird mid-atlantic grey area. Personally I think the guy just went to the practice to see the spectacle and isn't enough of a football fan to know better.