It takes a good, well-coached team to recognize that opportunity when it arrives

That’s pretty much how all his homemade Twitter videos go.

As a person in attendance at this debacle, the crowd's favorite play was when Andy Reid decided his 21 total rushing yards was proof positive that a running play on 4th and 2 was the winning call. 

At first I really enjoyed that Baldinger video. Then I felt uncomfortable.

“This is exactly how you win a game, just run every play. Keep ‘em guessing because they’re gonna expect you to throw it eventually, but they’ll be wrong.”

I mean, c’mon the Chiefs lost Watkins early on (Hill was already out), they were without pro bowl tackle Eric Fisher and Mahomes was visibly limping before the end of the first half. Credit to the Colts for running the ball absolutely all over the field but if Mahomes wasn’t playing Andy Reid in 3 wide sets and could…

I bet Andy Luck is wishing this line was in place 2-3 years ago.

Hope is a Corgi.

The advantage of the longer Macedonian sarissa was that it was longer than the the Greek spears and kept enemies with spears at bay. The disadvantage is that it is heavier and less wieldy, taking way more training to maneuver with the sarissa. Against unarmed zombies, it really doesn’t provide any advantage over the…

Problem is part of the reason the pikes keep people at bay is they don’t want to get stabbed. Zombies are just going to shiskebab themselves on your pike, and it’s so long getting it back into use will be tricky. Shorter spear means after you stab a zombie you can get your spear back to work. Also more mobile and can…

I think you’re never going to reconcile that if people didn’t do stupid things on shows like this there would be no plot or conflict. It’s so contrived from conception that it’s a necessary evil.

I’ve partied hard in those Orchard Park lots, don’t get me wrong. But the antics nowadays just make it not worth the hassle for us olds (I’m 42).

As a lifelong Bills fan who is from Western NY and who has attended 70+ games, I’ve stopped going because of shit like this. While Deadspin laughs at the antics of Hashtag Bills Mafia, most of us fans who have been going for decades are sick of this shit and would like to go to a game without seeing people act like…

A mule deer can weigh 300 lb. If a third of that is muscle, that’s 200 half pound venison steaks. They would probably eat the liver and kidneys and make stock with the bones. So I don’t think 200 meals is unreasonable.

I disagree a little bit. There are a few ways to make it so not everyone is dumb or doing dumb things to advance plot and make conflict. Just look at real life and history for ideas. I mean, we have lots of interesting plots and conflicts going on right now despite your smart ass existing.

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code. 

The slowness by which Bills fan bystanders tend to him (not to mention the fact they held onto their beers) is as 1:1 on-brand as it gets.

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short.