Doug will work ...

Jimmysteve. Jimmysteve is the only correct answer.

Can we just call him Doug? He looks like the dude in the Liberty Mutual commercials.

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

I used to live in Green Bay and saw Gilbert Brown around town a couple times, and there’s no way the bun wasn’t in his mouth when he caught the hot dog.

“His name is Jock Strap King”

He’s got the porn name.

Your comment steered me to Wikipedia to reacquaint myself with Brunell’s bankruptcy, when I stumbled upon this gem:

Minshew is an anagram for "Wins? Meh."

I look forward to building a relationship this season, I as the expert and you as the eager “student” of my expertise. 

It was a very good match, a reminder of the halcyon days of Mark Brunell, speaking of lending money

So, no one’s gonna mention Humphrey’s dressed like it’s the 1970s?

“Hutchence, Hutchence, Hike!”

After the game, Odell Beckham Jr. told reporters that he was more concerned with Humphrey’s erection during the play, as well as his own.

So we’re just going to pretend the Browns haven’t been choking every week for like 20 years?

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

Assuming Humphrey stopped when Odell used his safe word, this seems like a non-issue.

If the rumors about this Cubs team clubhouse was true, Maddon was the least of their problems.

Them, the Angels, the Phillies... Kind of hard to predict given the attention he’s going to get. He’ll go to whoever will pay the most so... probably the Phillies?

I’d be shocked if Maddon isn’t in San Diego by Columbus Day.