It truly, deeply saddens me that probably 80% of people who see this (the declining a raise and donation thing, not this post, specifically) will not think critically enough about it to come up with exactly this take, even though it’s right there and obvious before them.

What the literal fuck? Romo was way, way better than Eli ever was. Like, it’s not even close. Why would you even make that comparison? You might as well ask if, say, Deshaun Watson is better than Nick Foles 🤔

All QB Hall of Fame debates were rendered moot when they put Joe Namath in.

I would say it’s very questionable whether he was actually good. The guy finishes with a career 60.3% completion rate and a 116-116 record, both completely average. Led the league in interceptions three times en route to 241 of them, never broke 70 QBR once in a single season, hasn’t had a double-digit win team this…

I mostly remember him for making faces like this:

“he still looks like a dang Lego Man with his helmet off”

I will remember Eli for four things:

I like to think of him as a better and more consistent version of Jim Plunkett. The problem with Eli was the organization allowing a certain segment of the fan base to overrule common sense and extending his career a couple of years past where it should have been. If you’re a real Giants fan and not some Francesa…

He lasted these last few years as the starter primarily because of the organizational and cultural defects that define the Giants, a team that reveres good and bad traditions equally and holds a grim patrician stodginess as its central ideological tenet. They didn’t want to change because they never really want to…

Is that a bad thing? I have no D-1 college affiliation but during the holidays I love being able to turn the TV on almost every night to watch two mediocre teams play football before half-empty stands.

“YOU PLAY TO WIN 8 GAMES....and go to the Las Vegas Bowl”

Dr. Disrespect broke a law, live on camera. And all he got was a month. He got off light considering the offense.

I’m making the wanking motion to this so hard I gave myself tennis elbow. She was targeted for doing shit because she’s a woman, and ironic-but-not-really mustache guy should have been deplatformed.

The sickest part is they’re reporting her because SHE’S NOT trying to be sexy or suggestive. Because, she’s not pandering to them, they are trying to punish her. Absolutely disgusting!

If only she had the foresight to do so in a public bathroom while screaming racial epithets, she would have been a-ok.

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

No better than third, by my calculus: Manu and Iggy, I would say, were more principal contributors to their teams. But those names obviously only serve to highlight how important Livingston truly was.

Rodger Sherman celebrated his comeback in dayenu form at SB Nation during the 2015 NBA Playoffs

I’ll go out on a limb and say he’s the second most important bench player of the last 15 years.