Surprising that a post with physics as its hooke gets so many stars.

Took its time, though, but it had a hell of a plan. Cunning calculus there.

My dad says it’s because he’s a quitter and only cares about collecting a paycheck instead of winning.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

If it makes you feel any better, Jennifer Aniston’s great skin is 99% down to a.) superior genetics and b.) incredibly expensive and invasive celebrity skincare procedures that normal people cannot access (much less afford).

There is a scene in the movie Cake where Jennifer Aniston scrubs her face for what seems like a very long time, especially in a movie, and I think about it almost every time I exfoliate my face and wonder if I’m scrubbing it for too long, too short, or just the right amount of time. I mean, Jennifer’s skin is amazing,…

I am so infinitely glad that  when I was a teenager (a) social media didn’t exist and (b) I wasn’t famous enough for anyone to give a shit what I did.

Can we leave this child alone and not take her down like Jezebel did with Anne Hathaway, Taylor Swift, and all the other woman this website has gone after for no apparent reason.

In all honesty adults don’t really need it either, or at least they don’t need the super intense skincare routines that involve millions of products. I mean people do it for fun, which is perfectly fine, but your skin really only needs a good cleanser, moisturizer, and the occasional exfoliation. Everything else is…

So what you are saying is that D-Law will get 3 Safeties?  AWESOME!  Go Cowboys!

I have, over the course of my life, known a handful of women who were sexually assaulted in some fashion. And this is just the ones who I knew well enough that they would share something like that, usually years after the fact. None of them reported their assaults to the police. 

Anyone who really knows football knew that defensively the Pats were going to destroy the Rams offense. The reason is rather simple, Bill will not lose to a Shannahan offense, which even for all it’s bells and whistles is what the Rams offense is. Now The Cowboys offense is considerably NOT a Shannahan offense, BUT…

I agree with your general point, but I’ve got to take exception to your characterization of what Belichick did to the K-Gun. The Bills’ offense scored 17 points in 19 minutes in Super Bowl XXV, and Thurman Thomas looked like Tecmo Bo in that game. It wasn’t Belichick’s D that won that game, but rather the Giants’…

I look forward to them losing 9-6 in Super Bowl LIV.

this offense will be a high-flying thrill-a-minute fun-fest until the Cowboys come to Foxboro and Belichick pitilessly disembowels it, like the K-Gun and Greatest Show on Turf and Sean McVay’s Marionette Show before it

I was really torn as I was following the game. For me, there’s something really likable about Dak Prescott and I’m glad to see him flourish under the new system. Also the team looked pretty exciting and it will be really fun to see where they go from here.

They should have known Tribble was trouble. 

I didn't care much about this one way or the other until just now. The pictures are a silly nonissue, but so was her campaign in general. And the line about being a mother to all the babies in the country was just bizarre and offputting.

Krystal Ball:

Bush snorted cocaine. Clinton smoked weed. This woman licked rubber and had the unfortunate luck to be born to parents with an interesting sense of humor. I say she should be a shoo-in.