While I'm getting fed up with this being called "hacking", I'm relieved that he not only got something approaching a sane sentence, but that the Judge was wise enough to try and keep the guy out of prison.
@ExtensionOfBob: Here's a tip sci-fi fans have used for years: If it violates your own feelings on the matter, it's not canon. Continue acting as if it were never made.
@zegota: Depending on the movie, I'd pick stuntwork.
@CodenameV: River Tam, as her stunt double would be forced to punch herself into unconsciousness.
My fiancee is headed home to Jakarta for the next couple of weeks.
@Michael Interbartolo III: That's exactly what I got out of it too.
Actually, he ruins the "ending" to ROTJ - saying that Darth announces that he's Lukes father at the end of the second sequel, and setting up the fourth film.
@92BuickLeSabre: Sick goose?
Please, please, please don't hate or ban me for saying that I'm a bit curious to read the other side of this story.
@bobella is owltastic!: Oh, bummer.
@spiraloflife: So, women want to see Penn and/or Teller to pull a string of pearls out of a chocolate dong?
The chocolate penis thing raises so many questions.
@bobella is owltastic!: How does one lose an SNES? Was it in a bet, or did he actually take it outside, and then forgot where he put it?
@Valkyrie607 is epistemically responsible: Or Archways.
@Palmerlime: The health of a very unhealthy 45 year old.
@Dr Emilio Lizardo: Seconded.
Plissken?
@Gates Hayes: Yeah, that scared the crap out of me. For a moment I thought that, through some last-minute vote counting, Angle had won.
@Andy Neil: There's a waiting list.