@Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: Have you considered adoption? Probably cheaper than a sitter in the long run.

@ameliaheartsu: If one only has access to birthday cake once a year, one should consider making more friends.

All this does is make me want to buy more Old Spice.

@MakeFetch: As a regular poster on io9, I'm not sure what to make of that.

@Raidenshred: Does that even apply in the comics?

@serenada: *giggle*

@mulva: Glad I could help.

I'm sorry, but if you willingly sleep with Bret Michaels, you should be ashamed and shunned.

@Porcelina: Wait, what?

@collegelemur: You are quite welcome.

Who's a rockstar?

@im2fools: Oh, I know there's no clear definition of it - that's what makes it so murky, and yet fun.

@im2fools: Actually, it's not a work of parody.

@evildead1971: With, or without, the little chunks of ham?

@Annika-Lux: I think so, yeah.

@hdgotham (Hannah Wilson): Well, there's Stuff To Buy, and That One Actor talking about New Show and Old Movie, and their upcoming Soft Jazz Album.

@LucilleMcGillicuddy: Laughter is the best medicine.

Look, just because Gretchen won doesn't mean all crunchy, granola folks (and their ideas) are bad, okay?

@Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: Yeah, that's almost two minutes shy.

@Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: