@corpore-metal: Then how does he pee? Wouldn't his pee also blow through the urinal?

@Bogus83: Exactly - the literal translation being "Don't Sleep With My Commanding Officer"

@92BuickLeSabre: Knowing my luck, it's for a new line of TV dinners.

Holy crap, this is the best ARG yet.

@EBone: email them to your iPhone, then upload them.

@8x10: Telepathy.

@Inphoarius: That is the dream.

@Andrew Bates: Thanks for that!

It's things like this that renew my hope in an eventual universal translator.

I actually quite like it.

@RandomFrequentFlierDent: Well, what makes sci-fi Christian? CyberJesus? Someone mentioning the Bible on their iPad?

@92BuickLeSabre: I'll be in my bunk.

Couldn't they just go to a non-Christian bookstore? I mean - what's the big deal? Are regular book stores scary or something?

@FrankN.Stein: Arouses? Curious choice of words there.

@Island of Misfit Toys: Same here.

@PossibleCabbage: Um... A series set post-Voy would also be post DS9, seeing as Voy ended after DS9.

@Persistence: While I totally agree he could play Snake one more time, I don't think there's any need to make him look younger- just let Snake age.

Escape from New York already has a remake - it's called Escape from L.A.

@clevernamehere: Aren't they, though? I mean, the same way a restaurant are vectors of disease? I'm not trying to be snarky, or objectify anyone, but logically speaking - aren't they?

Um... While I'm sure the craftsman ship is top notch, isn't $100 a bit much for this?