Basically, young minority men are not permitted in this establishment.

It's okay though: they're doing segregation the Right Way.

Police have a suspect wanted for questioning. Here is an artist's rendering of the suspect:

In many ways Russia seems more and more like hyper-America. Super nationalist with strong racist/homophobic tendencies.

So he's basically like if Todd Haley impregnated Tonya Harding...while they were on quaaludes.

If there's one thing I come to Deadspin for, it's hilarious dicks.

This'll deal a devastating blow to Russia's reputiation as a bastion of diversity, tolerance, and civility.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

The BBC doesn't do commercials. All of Britain is paying for your entertainment. Stupid knnnnigets.

"I can see them from my house!"

/packs lunch

This will be donated to the parks department and re-purposed as a teeter totter.

You don't hand the Olympics to anyone. You sell them.

It does not bode well that the 'missing' dog has two different names and they're both food.

...not all man holes are always covered

True story- I spent an entire day driving downtown and my tire fell off my car. Like, literally fell off and rolled away. Thanks potholes.

That was some WWE shit right there.

It's the Saturday afternoon game. CU and North Texas are on ESPN2.

I missed the gaffe in production by looking at the awesome toupee on the anchor's head.

To quote a tweet from Mark Brendle: