You must be joking. I really hope you're joking. Are you joking?

This comment makes considerably more sense once you realize that the author is a horse who learned to type.

"Look at me! I'm just like Apolo OH NO!"

Take me out to the sprawl game.

This is a great deal for the taxpayers of Atlanta, because the new stadium is located outside the Atlanta city limits. Sucks for Cobb County and Smyrna though.

So who's still defending the bikers at this point? Come on...show yourselves.

He should have his mouth washed out with soap.

9/11, a normal day on the rest of the world, a drama-queen on the USA.

I would assume this means they have captured all the murders, drug dealers, muggers and so on because only a fucking worthless public servant would go after this guy before arrest people who ACTUALLY hurt someone?

I prefer this Neville Longbottom

A look into their future

The Bear Twitch Project

You know what's missing from this video? STROLLERS. STREETS FILLED WITH STROLLERS.

Vanilla. Imagine that.

Pippen Longstomping?

His clothing was better than 80% of the "designs" shown!

Not going to read the comments yet, but I imagine most are pretty much this, since this seems to be the cool new, totally thought provoking argument nowadays. "First we criticize her for not giving her opinions, now she gives them and we insult them, doesn't that make US the hypocrites here?" And I will respond…

Bingo. Unfortunately, sadly, bingo.

"I'm not blaming the girl, but why she didn't crush her attackers' skulls between her thighs, tear out their intestines through their stomachs, and break their spinal cords in half with a right hook is, quite frankly, beyond me."