I think you might be seeing Janet on the edge of Dreamland, and F-16s in formation leaving Deamland. There are many satellite photos of F-16s on the tarmac there, likely used to do currency training (similar to the A-7s during Have Doughnut). There isn't much going on in the photo on NTTR (I count 6-8 aircraft), so…

Dogkulski. Got it.

The Hardibird has flown the editorial coop. LONG LIVE OUR OVERSIZED, YELLOW FEATHERED OVERLORD!!!!

Congratulations on the promotion Travis.

Edit: So, Jalopnik has had a dragon and a bird as editors. What’s Travis’ spirit animal?

You are correct, cross trained and had to go to tech school in Biloxi.

After I left Biloxi, I stopped outside of Houston to sleep for a few hours. Then I did a marathon 16-ish hour drive all the way to Tucson.

I know, hence the “short juncture” in the second sentence.

If only.

July 2004 - Tucson, AZ to Biloxi, MS.
October 2004 - Biloxi, MS to Tucson, AZ
1997 Chevy Cavalier. No A/C. Black in color.

Fuck this. Have you ever driven I-10 through Texas? I’m not talking the short juncture you run going from El Paso to Dallas. I mean El Paso to Louisiana. ALL OF I-10 THROUGH TEXAS. That is a mind numbing drive.

Gather 'round Jalops, it's picture time! Let's start with my car, Aces. If you've been on Oppositelock, you know Aces is a 1981 Celica GT. Sporting a 20/22R Hybrid with some sidedraft Mikuni carbs.

For fucks sake, Raph! You could've asked me for some pics and shit, seeing as I'm the resident 80s Celica Jalop.

http://www.505ccw.acc.af.mil/news/story.asp…

That was it. They built it inside the main floor area where the data walls were. I'll see if I can find a pic to link.

Because the shuttle didn't get shoved INTO the 747.

Really? I got there about the same time working in the SysAd shop as a contractor. Did you see the pics after the mezzanine was installed?

I used to work in the CAOC-N. Flags were super long days.

Drum capacity is 1174, not 1350. There was a modification done that dropped the round count as well as removed the ability to select rate of fire (high speed vs. low speed).

SERIES A 2ND GEN GT RALLY!!!!!

Put this on first, then watch as this 92 year old driving a Chrysler Pacifica sets a new high score hitting nine cars in a Piggly Wiggly parking lot. Nine!

You're going to look like a massive douchenozzle if you do this, and you're probably going to be the reason why your local cars & coffee gets cancelled. Just don't be this guy.