Dukie
Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
Dukie

Put this on first, then watch as this 92 year old driving a Chrysler Pacifica sets a new high score hitting nine cars in a Piggly Wiggly parking lot. Nine!

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You're going to look like a massive douchenozzle if you do this, and you're probably going to be the reason why your local cars & coffee gets cancelled. Just don't be this guy.

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I wonder if this is HowToBasic's alter ego?

Lynden Air Cargo C-130. I'm actually surprised they didn't try to rent an Il-76 to at least replicate the size of a C-17.

I'll never call it an Elbit A-10.

Dear Bloodhound SSC,

Please contact the former engineers at Fairchild/Republic Aircraft. I think they know a thing or two about protecting a cockpit from large, high speed projectiles.

Lunch is srs bizness in the TV world. During one of my recent work trips to Hawaii, the Hawaii 5-0 television show asked to build a set in a building we were turning into a field office. We were doing a walkthrough of the building we met with the construction crew (those guys are fast, btw). He was telling us how well


I daily a 1981 Toyota Celica Liftback GT. It no longer has the stock 22R that's so beloved by "Toyotaholics", in it's place sits a nicely built 20/22R hybrid sporting some side draft carbs and a header. We'll come back to those carbs in a minute.

Pfft, it's NMC but on the schedule for tomorrow. The Cann jet is on B22, here's the list, grab your box.

Correct. In the Gulf War photos of 82-0664 (the lizard camo pics), I'm almost positive the pilot brought it back in ManRev (Manual Reversion). That means he did it with NO HYDRAULIC ASSIST. I've known a couple other pilots to do it as well, including two female pilots who are petite.

That's cute.

"These are the munitions the F-35 can carry...
in a strong tailwind...
after the programmers write the software...
only if the ambient temperature is below 80F...
and it's sunny...
and Wednesday...
of a leap year...
and there's a quarter moon...











Maybe." - Lockheed Martin Spokesman

Luke has a couple. I might venture over there next week when I'm in town for work.

Already in work, and has been since the first rumblings during the FY 2014 BRAC.

Just got a report of a massive flood in Colorado. My guess is $kay just pulled a Pam Poovey.
Sploosh.

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Holy shit, it's "Late For Meeting" in real life!

They only do that to GM SUVs.

When Drive put this up on Facebook, I tagged a friend who had a similar experience.

KB-29, KC-97, KC-135, KC-10, 747 test mule... I think that's it.