This song sums up my thoughts on this perfectly.

It's a Turbo-prop aircraft. A turbine (jet engine) turns a propeller at a constant speed. forward motion (or lift as well in the case of the Osprey) is controlled by changing the pitch of the moving propellers. C-130's are turbo-prop as well as many airliners.

You idiot! It was a Prius!!!

She's the English version of "Grandma" from Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinkin' Yo Juice In The Hood?!

$kay, the photographer may have been 24, but that pilot was old. Really old.

CAT!!!

As the Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole, I'll give a few tips as well:

Damn. Looks like he wasn't a fan of Facebook.

They have standard aviation seatbelts for the passengers. Crew get a little more sturdy harnesses from what I remember on my flight in Afghanistan.

It's a Royal Air Force Chinhook, so it's an HC.2 which first entered service in 1982. 30 years old is not ancient in terms of aircraft.

That's not David Hasselhoff!

Brilliant!

Brothers?!

Rut,

I'll have to call my buddy who's an expert...

Your callsign is now Dog Fort. Prepare your men, and may Flying Spaghetti Monster have mercy on your Funions.

He deserved it for listening to that shitty music.

Thanks for playing, fuck trumpet. GTFAC.

Et Tu, Dragonious?

As a man of larger carriage, I ask the bearded one called Rutledge "Morning" Wood for the following story: