Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole's posts

So, as I was leaving the JW Marriott (really don’t see how they can charge $475/night. Thank Raptor Jeebus for my…

Just a quick hello. I haven’t posted much recently, but I completed a Seattle to Phoenix to Seattle roadtrip on…

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First, I’m jelly that my buddy JT made a freaking movie. And now, Ken Block shows up to the trailer premier at…

Dear Fucktrumpet in the Volvo on 405 this morning,

When you merge onto the highway, it’s not a very good idea to move…

Tacoma Dome Tuesday.

I think I’ll lead with this...

Gun problems happen. When they happen on an A-10, you really don’t fuck around. Working at Arm/De-arm (or End of…

So, last week, I got deployed to California for the Butte & Valley fires. This past Sunday, my self and a co-worker…

Horrible pictures, but a couple Skylines in Tokyo from my trip last month.

Wait. Wrong Jay-Z.

I’m talking about the 2JZGE that lives under the hood of my new (to me) car (Still trying to think…

August was a fucking whirlwind. I was home for 6 days of the entire month. LA -> SEA -> Tokyo -> Guam ->Saipan…

A few days ago, I posted some pics of the fire fighting helicopters parked between us and the fire camp where the…

So, I’ve recently posted that I’m out in Central Washington for the wildfires. The building I’m parked out in front…

So, my travels have now got me about 5 miles away from the North Star Fire here in Central WA. I’m living in a van,…

So in the last month, I’ve been home a total of 6 days. Los Angeles to support the Special Olympics, home for 4…

We had a few minutes of downtime while finishing building our field office here in Saipan. So a co-worker and I…

Walking to the car this morning to head into work, and I see this little guy: