So Guy Fieri would be the King Doodie?

NOT ALL POOP!

You're right. It's impressive.

Well, I have to hand it to you, Society. I wouldn't have thought you could make the concept of being a "foodie" more obnoxious but you've outdone yourself this time.

It's OK everyone. Most people think both Jezebel AND Gawker commenters are fucking idiots equally!

Perhaps one way to change the PR is to look inward instead of assuming some vast conspiracy of "MRA, most men, and self-hating women" is the problem?

yes it's bad but i've heard this type of argument before coming from very intelligent women and i think a lot of it is due to women not understanding that feminism means fighting for equal rights of women and men, not women on top.

Needs to be diesel, wagon, manual, brown, AND...RWD. Sorry Jetta.

And i'll stick to explaining why you're incorrect.

a 959? I don't see it. I think someone already pegged it as a 550 though.

The red car? Looks like a 550 speedster

Uh, green and yellow...Bob!, can't see the can now dude...

I believe that's actually a 288 GTO.

288 GTO, not TR

Nope, Lotus 49. The 25 never had the yellow ring around the radiator opening.

Looks like the original McLaren road car, the M6 GT!

For the record, I was the only Jezebel staffer who watched the entire 5SOS video looking like this:

1. Its too late. This would have to be brought up at the trial court a year ago.