2.) Ford F-150

Yeah, the accused is from L.A. I don't think there's any one geographic area that's got an exclusive on creeps.

Much trolling. Such skill. Many rustling jimmies.

Dad! Nick Cannon is hilarious

Guess Nick Cannon never watched Chappelle Show.

I've never seen Avatar. We even own the DVD and I still refuse to watch it.

I've never seen any of The Lord of the Rings.

I have never been on Facebook. I am not an internet avoider either, I am online everyday but I have never given in to getting a Facebook account or gotten on anyone else's Facebook page for that matter.

I've never seen the Star Wars movies either, but I weirdly know a lot about them because pop culture.

High-Five!

I have never read or seen anything Harry Potter. No interest at all.

In that vein, Harry Potter. I will not read the books or see the movies, and I know very little about them.

Pay parity won't happen as long as there's no paid parental leave, as long as decent child care remains insanely expensive, as long as schools let out at 3 pm and shut down for three months each summer.

bc you're going to be throwing up so much?

Subaru SVX restomod!

914. Who's under-powered now, huh? HUH!?

Corvair Rampside Pickup, is there really any other choice.

Ultimate Boxster sleeper.

As a new PhD on the job market (art/humanities) I just wanted to co-sign this. I wouldn't dream of negotiating that way. There are almost no jobs. If I got an offer for academic year 2014, that's when I'd plan to start, and I'd be thrilled to do it, not effectively asking for an easy workload and time off.

It's debatable, but the college could make a defense in that area on point #4. Minimal class time is a hallmark of research universities, and a red flag to small liberal arts colleges.