I don't watch porn. Who told you that? Not all men.

**Shifts nervously**

Who's Anakin Skywalker?

Is he the one who says "The spice must flow"?

That's the one with Will Wheaton, right?

(continuing the joke)

Well, I thought they more read it for the batshit insane sex tips.

I'm not into star wars.

(A joke.)

Pard'n me, but y'all got any gray poopawn?

Note: the original "steamboat willie" used the racist ice cream truck song.

Wait, is that a facetious golf clap or regular clap? The wizard is throwing me off.

I'm up here. Stop starting at my belly!

I have to say, I usually get a good reaction to complimenting a woman's wits. I'm a sucker for a great set of wits.

Wait, I may have misread something.

I'm an engineer, so of course it's beaker.

Handsome and charming, but only if you're okay with a dude who still watched the muppets movies.

Not all cosmos.

This is what's great about being a mechanical engineer. I qualify as a techie, I don't play WoW, and I can fix my own car.

On the downside, I may be a tad socially awkward. Just a tad.

I feel... so... objectified.

This is awful. Is this what women feel like all the time?

Hahahahahahaahha

I would say it's less a factor as you need less and less training... But for many specialized roles it makes sense.

If you're not an effective leader, you're not the boss for long.

It wouldn't work in your MG. They were barely able to make a manual that worked.

I did some work in a ZF plant, drank water out of the water cooler and BAM.

Driving a gated manual is a bucket list item for me.