Maybe instead of enforcing censorship, studios should enforce a standard of producing decent, well written shows. Then we wouldn't be subjected to this one and Two And A Half Men and that Seth Green show at all.

Um, maybe this doesn't occur to people who don't have kids, but I'd like to not have my kids acccidentally stumble upon "fingering" in prime time. We have parental controls on our tv, but they are of course imperfect. It's impossible to remove all access to media unless you are Amish or something, so it seems…

Oh, I can definitely believe that, haha.

He's a very attractive man. And that's a better body than I see on a lot of 40-year-olds. I don't think it's weird, even if you're a lot younger.

Oh I know he completed a PhD program, I think his dissertation was crap.

To be fair, he is an actual doctor.

Why am I weirdly attracted to that naked photo of Richard Branson? Oy.

Off I go to write some slashfic about Neville Longbottom and the Billionaire...

"I don't really go to public gyms anymore just because it is a whole big scene when I'm there. I don't like being watched."

I see things like this and I wonder: How does one have so much free time in which to be so self absorbed? I barely have time to do my own laundry, let alone spend all day try to take flattering pictures of my own ass.

She really obviously had butt implants. Her butt doesn't move at all. I have a really muscular butt (I work out as much/more than her) and mine still moves. The way her butt sits when she's doing lifts etc. makes it pretty obvious she got implants. She'd admitted to having worked in a plastic surgery office in the…

"I don't like being watched," says the woman who posts pictures of her ass on Instagram.

I think she was just reporting the ones her teenage relatives told her about.

I think she was just showing what the kids in her family circle are obsessed with. If they had mentioned girl videos to her, she'd have showcased those instead.

Why does it matter that he is nine years (almost ten years!) younger than her? You'd think Jezebel would be above ageism...but apparently not.

Which works out well because Bethenny is also a slimeball.

These aren't all just ordinary teenagers, though. Shane Dawson is a nasty, vindictive, wildly insecure, 25-year-old manchild whose videos are full of anti-Black misogyny. He regularly trolls Twitter for mentions of his name and then sets his army of loyal preteen fans on anyone who dares to criticize him. Then he sits…

Ok but now I need to know what happened to Acacia! Luckily for me, the internet exists and someone was kind enough to relay her entire saga.

Thank you. And yes, my mother has called me a "curmudgeon" and says she gave birth to a cynical middle-aged woman in a child's body.

I can't get into this because I really do prefer my celebrities inaccessible and with god-like beauty. If I want to listen to regular people talk about dumb shit, I'll call my friends? I hope I never raised socially-stunted shut-ins/people of the future.