I don't this guy technically fits the code, but hey a girl can wish, right?

OK that second sandwich sounds delish.

YEAH, I'M SURE THAT MARRIAGE IS GOING TO LAST, WHEN SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY WILLING TO GIVE 86%.

Wasn't this just a publicity stunt for a book deal for a recipe book on sandwiches? I swear I read about this a couple of months ago.

Jezebel has been strangely silent on the story about the 8 months pregnant woman in Sudan who was just sentenced to death by an Islamic court for converting to Christianity and marrying a Christian man.

"Last time I get you anything... *grumble grumble* I'm puking in your shoe the next time I get a chance."

She deserves ridicule and scorn for snitching on her magnificent, furry beast. Mr. Skittles deserves a better home, where his weed-recon exploits earn him fancy wet food dinners more often instead of trips to cat jail.

Thank you for sharing this - I'm sorry you had to go through this, and sorry for your brother - it sounds like you've both succeeded in making some lemonade out of all of this, at least.

My older brother is gay. School was always a torment. He had to switch schools in 5th grade in an attempt to get him away from his tormentors. I have always had immense empathy for him in that regard, kids were so awful that harassing him wasn't enough, those jerks also brought it to me whenever he wasn't nearby.…

Sandy, Mick Jagger and I share a birthday. I thought I had it all until my BFF discovered that she shares her birthday with Shirley MacLaine and Barbra Streisand.

I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment: "When someone who cares about you hugs you?" Bullock said, "Hug them back with two arms."

It makes me happy that Sandra Bullock gave a commencement speech at a public high school. That just seems like a really nice, cool, down to earth thing to do. Continue being a classy dame Sandy!

We already had Christpin: it's called the Crucifixion.

Whenever someone mentiones facebook there will be somebody who didn't understand the difference between facebook friend and real life friend. Common it's not that hard.

"Are you at least talking to somebody?" "Have you been on any dates in the past month?" "When was the last time you had sex?" "Was the sex enjoyable?" "How many people have you slept with?"

Next up from Big Facebook:

The "You're Married. Why Haven't You Bred?" button.

This is a good (read: terrible) friendship test.

He performed a song entitled "Get Her Back," which he introduced by saying, "All right, y'all, help me get her back!" Go away, Robin.

WHY ...would they make a second Springbreakers?? WHY?? The first one was such a horribly pretentious, overrated, terrible example of Filmmaking, by the defintion a great example of „the emperor has no clothes“. And it didn't help that it largely featured the non-existent acting „talent“ off the director's wife ....

Then you should probably be responding to those posts.