You can either reject saying stupid shit like Flatizza, or embrace it with gleeful malice and use it in every sentence. "Does this have real Flatizza flavor?" "Can I get extra Flatizza sauce?" "Is this Flatizza made like the Flatizzas my grandmother used to make?"

I would never stop saying FLATZILLA. They really missed a branding opportunity.

I was halfway through this post before I realized that I was saying Flatzilla in my head. The name is so stupid that changing it into some weird Godzilla mash-up makes more sense.

I should've kissed you longer/I should've held you stronger/I probably shouldn't have fingerbanged some random groupie right in front of a camera/I definitely shouldn't have advertised that we have an open marriage without bothering to tell you about it first because we apparently weren't on the same page re: me…

Dirt bag or Simpsons recap?

I call bullshit on that Lily Allen claim. Girl's looking for attention any way she can these days.

Thank you for saying this, because I was confused. I thought Theon might have ANOTHER sister I forgot about, or that there was a scene I was forgetting.

Well, not quite equal, no, but you do get a lot of hot manness and even some man on man action.

One thing I will say is that this past season hasn't felt as gratuitous. Yes, there are certainly parts for gratuity's sake, but overall it does not seem to dominate the show like it did in the first season.

If you can get…

THEON FINGERS HIS SISTER ON A HORSE.

Be that as it may, it's not the first time they've force-fed me and I threw up as a result. I had a history of it. There is no forgiveness in this esophagus!

Very thoughtful and well written, MoGlo. It is complicated, but the fact someone can be a serial rapist and not be punished is terrifying. I am also wondering if the guy at Bwog realized the position he was in? That's a weird disconnect on his part.

Oh yes. My father-in-law lives outside of Asheville. I love it up there.

The first thing is the vom.com, but my grandma introduced me to apple pie with sharp cheddar and that shit is fantastic.

Firstly, you already know that "Foods That Should Not Exist" is basically the best hate-read of all time, and for that, I will always love you.

Haha me too. I'm from nc where we do pulled pork sandwiches the best. Vinegar based barbecue sauce with Cole slaw yummmm

Oh god. Pork shoulder with a beautiful pink smoke ring. Not-too-sweet bbq sauce. Pickles. Session beer. S'mores. Summer . . .

I'm so relieved. I was so sad/angry on behalf of your ketchup-covered ribs and pulled pork! Where I come from, hot dogs and hamburgers are part of a cook out and a barbeque means barbeque...hence my confusion.

Pinkham you're giving me depression by proxy! There is no greater day than jumping in the water, coming out when you're too cold, then jumping back in once you get too hot, ad infinitum, until you're covered in 10 layers of salt or chlorine and then eating a bunch of barbecue and gooey S'MORES and then jumping back in…

I'm a fan of the spotted dick because it takes a ballsy militaristic culture to name a dessert after possibly diseased genitalia.

You should see the actual video. It's mind numbingly awful. It played here in nc for months.