Ha! Funny story about this: my very long term boyfriend - 5+ years at the time - flew home to surprise my mom for a milestone birthday on my dad’s dime. We stayed at my aunt’s house the night before. When my dad ma these plans with my aunt, he most awkwardly reminded my aunt that she had an impressionable teenage…

So wait, wait, wait. I’m super tired and obviously missed something. Was C having the bone and lying about it?

P.S A Duchess should have a regal NO in her vocabulary to use on the reg.

The Duchess at 31 understands this. At 24, I was still learning. With experience comes wisdom, not vice versa.

Except there’s a huge difference between saying “I get cat-called at by more black men than white men” and “Black men love me.” One is entirely factual and provable. The other is a stark generalization in which she speaks for an entire race of men. Stereotype.

In her apology, she did ACTUALLY SAY THAT.

This! I had a coworker plan are really pretty, very intimate destination wedding. NBD until she gushed and gushed about how it was just her closest friends and family, but then wanted all of us gals to attend her shower so badly that she CHANGED THE DATE to a weekend we could all go. And then on top of it, it was a…

How in the hell did their PR person not A) ban all Duggar questions prior to the interview or B) plan an answer with them in advance? They have to know that it could come up given the subject matter they're discussing.

This “boys will be boys” defense is totally pissing me off.

Wait - what? In what possible scenario is it acceptable to cut off someone’s hair as a punishment?

Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes.

Of all the Kardashians, Khloe is by far the most likely to read books, let alone know what one is.

Same! Correctness be damned...

Ok, all...

How does this not have a million stars?

Fuck this guy, fuck his batshit crazy parents, and fuck their supporters.

According to Wikipedia, they finished that monstrosity of a house in 2006. Before that, weren’t their digs kinda small, especially the interim ones? That worries me quite a bit.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN “THE GIRL SCOUTS ARE ACCEPTING GIRLS?!”

How do I get out of doing these things at my wedding without upsetting my mother?

And in that case, can you blame the guy?