This will be in my nightmares tonight.

I hate that this made national news, but I couldn't be more proud of my alma mater for handling this quickly, openly, and appropriately.

I am having an existential fucking freak-out right here.

Then don't give anything. Any couple who aren't assholes recognize that your presence is gift enough. If they have a problem with that, well, that's their problem.

Kindred spirits are we! Also, is that a flying pug? Here is a pic of my favorite chug sitting on my chest until I feed her:

Ha, thanks! A friend once posted this on Facebook and the result was too good to not use on a regular basis.

That dude you know sounds like a giant, raging, hemorrhoidal asshole. Thanks for increased heart rate, douche bag.

I teach high school so I've got a million kid excuses, but this one happened at home, last night.

"Poor country" could be equal to Pennsylvania...

I don't know much in the way of details, and this is obviously anecdotal, but my cousin with endo and fibroids (she just had one the size of a cantaloupe removed) was told by her doctor that having an IUD would help with both issues. She had one implanted in January.

A documentary on cheerleaders, something True Life-esque

What? No. Take your trolling to THAT article, not this one.

I call mega bullshit on the authenticity bit. I previously worked in the high school where Farrah attended during filming. Not only did they outright lie to the school district about what they were filming for, I've taught several (reliable) students who were seen in both 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom and each of them…

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I think s/he meant a link to the Great Egg War post, which I can't find.

This is my mom's brother, or more accurately, his wife and their kids. At Thanksgiving, she will put a little slice of turkey on her plate, some white bread covered in Country Crock, and some corn, but only from the butter-free bowl that's prepared for the numerous folks who are lactose intolerant. She isn't…

That happened to me, too. Some men are just irredeemable fuckers...

Meh. B-

"Turns out the state is much harder to deal with than 26 screaming little kids." That's the best possible description of my career. Except I teach high school.