You were very young in the 90s?

She's way more together than I would be.

Anecdotal, sure, but I pack my mutt up and take her to the dog park more than I walk her around my 'hood. And we run around the house and play fetch indoors about 10x more often than we go to the dog park. She's neither overweight nor neglected. Don't assume that because people don't follow your patterns that they…

Concern trolling 😡

But this is my point! The LBB Thin Mints taste better than the ABC Bakery Thin Mints. I'm right there with you, though. They aren't Lemonades, though I do miss the Lemon Chalets.

I just cashed a sleeve reading this article. I've got two boxes in the pantry and I'll probably buy another one before sales are over.

Yes, yes, and yes. It's really all of the above.

It's not a name-change! Two different bakeries produce the cookies and have to use different names because of copyrights or some shit. I grew up in a Samoas-Tag Alongs-Trefoils world but now reside in Caramel Delights-Peanut Butter Patties-Shortbread land. I'm just going to come out and say it: Samoas-Tag…

Are you Satan? You must be Satan.

YES. No one believes me when I say this.

Dear Erin,

Pretty sure I've seen this movie already. The one where Miley steps out of her pop star image and gets back to her country roots... Oh, man. What was that called?

Bingo. The portion size alone makes it impossible for me to eat it all at one sitting, and I ain't exactly a skinny lady. I can get 2-3 meals out of one burrito bowl.

I didn't think I would agree with this article, but as I read it I found that I could relate to almost everything you said. The only thing I took issue with was the statement about how many teachers can't stand their jobs. Speaking from personal experience, it's not that many of us can't stand our jobs, though…

Wouldn't the most logical story be that they're fucking?

Same. Super heavy tampons and pads at all times. Sometimes plus the period panties that Kotex used to make. Ugh.

Granted I never had sex with randos or guys I had just started seeing, needing a towel is such a non-issue. We've got a few kept in the night stand for sexy purposes anyway, so we just grabbed one and tossed it down before the clothes came off. NBD.

I totally needed a towel. Now, no more periods. THANKS, MIRENA!

I am okay with period sex in movies. Watching people have sex while she's on her period during movies is not unlike what happens in real life, just that it's on a big screen in front of me. But this does raise two questions for me, one I think more vital than the other.

Did we not just have a conversation about how douchey it is to get married on Valentine's Day?