The family porn freaks me the fuck out.

I'm so hung up on the fact that the Indian wedding in Vegas had 10,000 guests that I haven't even begun to process it having an elephant.

Ok. Only because you seem like you'd be a BFF.

1. Because goldfish are amazing at any age

Ha! Me, too, though it's not just x-art but most forms of porn. Also I teach high school for a living, so any time I see "Sexy Teens Do Sexy Things" type videos, or even vids with adults who just look too dann young, it's a major buzzkill. So that's also THAT added dimension.

X-art. I've done the research for you.

You forgot Jezebel.

$5 days you were on Lufthansa. They pulled that shit with a friend of mine.

If he deeply regretted it the first time, then he wouldn't have fucking done it again. AND THEN AGAIN.

My point, my dear, was that no matter how she answers the question, she looks like an asshole (like you did, just there with your condescending reply) either way. It's a shitty question, and her PR crew is shitty for putting it on there.

But how was she supposed to respond? "Fuck ya I have a rockin' bod." There's no way she comes out of that not looking like an asshole.

What?! I'd have flipped my shit if I had to pay for the shenanigans of some moron in my building. I can't believe they got away with that.

Feel better?

I think he cares less about the "division of assets" and more about the bitterness, name-calling, and debilitating outcomes for the kids.

I think that's why my boyfriend says he wants to get married but can't actually pull the trigger. He truly loves me, so I don't think its some deep-seeded fear that I'm not the one. I really believe he is afraid of turning into his father, who had long, ugly divorce battle with his mother.

COTD.

I'm as liberal as they come, but I think this applies to many, though not all, extremists of either party, to be fair.

People like you are the reason I didn't go to my 10 year, because who gives a rat's ass about your PhD? If you need validation from people you haven't seen in 10 years, good luck impressing anyone at the 20...

Getting a woman drunk and then making up an excuse to get her to bed? You're an asshole who should do everyone a favor and just decline the 40th and 50th invites right now.

Given the low rate of attendance at most reunions (I'd estimate 25-50%), I think most Americans agree with you.