Mhmmmm, I gotta say, I have collected shit tons of I Voted stickers over the years. I can't see the parallel,  but whatev. 

Also, humble bragging about being tested. 

Yeah. His posture while using the rolling walker was a dead giveaway. If he were truly dependent on it to ambulate, he’d be on his fucking face, stat. He must have incredible back strength to keep that hunched posture, while keeping the walker 3 feet out in front of him. Bad acting.

Typical hospice comfort meds include Ativan for anxiety, a Scopolamine patch to control secretions, and morphine. Morphine scares people, and I get that, but it does three things: Controls pain, eases anxiety and prevents air hunger. A judicious hand with meds brings comfort, not sedation. For me, personally, nursing…

Big kiss for "pedantic" and I stand corrected. 

Yeah, the goatee does nothing to hide his chinlette. Also, those veneers 🙄

KKKellyanne KKKonway.

Correct answer 

You’re right about attitudes regarding hospice. As soon as I gently suggest hospice, the family melts down. However, I have my ways, and 95% will agree. Hospice nurses provide a second team of caregivers to supplement our short staff, and come help our patient night or day. They’re a special group. I appreciate them…

The only time I puked at work (ER) was tobacco spit related, and I have seen some shit, believe it.

A couple that showed up at the ER because his penis was covered with worms after he withdrew post anal sex. 

Yeah, I'll just say I assisted with a pelvic once where the doctor backed out of the room with tears in his eyes. 

A traumatically amputated finger chugging down a production line of marshmallow Santas on its way to being covered with delicious chocolate. I chased it down before it was packaged for retail sale.

I’ve been thinking about Trump’s insatiable need for narcissistic supply. His favorite sources are these howling Nuremberg rallies. He downplays the risk, stating that he’s not afraid and neither are his followers. What with all the flying spittle and ass bumping going on...

I don’t get the fixation on other folks’ gender. Does it offend? Frighten? Why does it concern them? Did their mama not teach them better? Rude manners are in vogue right now. Our president, pardon me *spits on ground*, leads by example. I think it’s the tingle that they get saying something shitty.

Give her a big ole’smooch from the two Mrs. McCynics. One for you, too.

Yeah, what’s up with that? Several accused me of making it up. Sorry, no. I’m not so starved for stars and attention to concoct a bullshit story. Fortunately, 99% of our (rural Missouri) neighbors are extremely kind, mannerly, and polite. This cashier was a moron and not worth a snap of my fingers. You can’t fix…

You realize trans girls take androgen blockers and estrogen? 

Yeah, it’s exhausting. I was quizzed by a local cashier a couple days ago if my wife was a “real lady” and has she always been a “real lady?” The answer is yes and yes, you fucking COW. What slays me is the fact her very existence gives these people the “right” to ask such questions. Each time this stuff happens, I…

I ate 1/2 a brownie for my birthday last year and got totally lost in Ft. Scott, Kansas. Ft Scott, Kansas! I’ve probably smoked up a Cadillac or two in my time, but this was.....different.