And I’d love to check Rudy’s ammonia levels. He acts just like every other bonehead drunkard with a cirrhotic liver.

The dumb bastard never thought this out any further than how he can play this at his next Nuremberg rally. 

You're woofing me! Really?

You are so obliging, my thanks. I was gonna say, So sweet! But, you know, didn't seem quite right, considering.

Oh, lord, more details, I beg you!

Took a screenshot of this to keep, hey, thanks

Yeah, screw that lady. She gave him a solid yank, and refused to let go. It probably hurt, took him off his balance and scared the bejeezus out of him. Anyhoo, his bulled up facial expression post hand slap made my New Year.

Not fit to wipe Marilyn’s, uh, shoes

Shrooms are for fun! I have a bit of a screw loose, and I can attest they didn’t cause any agonizing navel gazing (unlike lsd)

I will explain. Once upon a time tail fins on Cadillacs looked cool. Same mind set, except these poor souls have placed the equivalent on their FACE.

Ok, but wtf is a cosmetic nurse?

I have a job for you selling hot dogs if that helps. 

Oh, hey! Yesterday I was in a cheezy flea market and I found a case of “luxury” hotel shampoo, soap, etc from one of Trump’s defunct hotels. Included was a note welcoming said guest signed Donald and Ivana. I should have taken a pic, but I shoved it under a pile of Workbasket magazines and cheap Chinese sockets.

I’m truly concerned about your valve during this Presidency, Ignatius.

Thanks, boo

Yeah, I did. I gave myself a break from self recrimination for a life and career destroying opiate addiction. Clean for 15 months now.

Odd... I want MORE kids on my lawn and turn that shit up! 

YYyyeah, my ex husband snidely told me. “Don’t forget that there are more of US than there are of YOU” which is wishful thinking, sorry, ya bitch.

Don’t forget to tickle the balls, Matt.

Nancy looked like a goddess, full stop.