Oh, I would if I could. It’s sad a “supposed feminist web site” is jerking off over Taylor fucking Swift. The talent is being wasted here over these trifling stories, all due respect, Emily. I suspect you'd rather do some gritty reporting instead of click bait crappola. 

Who gives a shit about this? How about some reporting about the Kurds getting shot on the side of the road because Satchel Ass is desperate to distract from impeachment and / or did some dirty deal with Erdogan to protect his investment there?

Wow, Sarah’s eyes are both pointing in the same direction! It’s photoshopped, or the lack of pressure of constantly lying for trump allowed them to recalibrate....nah, photoshopped.

Occam's razor agrees. Also, no way am I  driving across state lines to score from a guy one week out from testifying in a case this hot. The po po would be everywhere trying to dirty up this guy. No right minded doper would ever stick her dick in THIS rat trap. Poor poor guy was doomed from the get go. It makes me…

Tyrion Lannister it first/ best. 

Whoa, you brought back a memory of the douchiest guy in my class, all grown up, handing out business cards under the graveside tent at a funeral, to all the mourners shaking hands with the family.

Yes. I don't hate usually.  Dislike, or dodge your dumb ass at wal mart, but this guy...I hate him.

I agree. They've wrung this tit dry. It's about saving themselves now. 

You know how you can tell he’s lying?

Thrilled to star this first. 

Fuck it, I am not asking. The grey/black thing is silly and immaterial. There’s no rhyme or reason to it and it doesn’t matter anyway, Holly. There are obvs trolls that are in the black, and thoughtful people in the grey. I've noticed a tendency for people that finally make it to the cool kid's table to diss the nerds…

The real question: did Daddy say it was ok to cut her hair?

Nice, my dark brother 

My first thought was Dorothy Parker. Groucho. SRV, because he's a sexy bitch, died too soon, 'n better than Hendrix.

Because they are tender and sweet and excellent with peanut sauce 

I’ll explain. It’s supposed to be ridiculous and scandalous that a woman past 30 still has sex. Being all elderly and whatnot.

I took care of a meth overdose in the ER. It was the worst. Tearing chest pain, my god. And the world's worst ice cream headache. 

My mother received one of those “census” begging letters recently. It’s...really something. It appears to be an official census form. The questions are incredibly skewed. It asks for donations ranging from 25 to 500, and if you cannot afford it, a mere 15 to help process the form. She has Parkinson’s, but managed to…

Ive had to kneel full weight on a femoral injury and the thing still spurted. 

Simple. The very nature of narcissism is the delusion ( fixed and false belief) that the narcissist is SO MUCH FUCKING SMARTER THAN ALL OF EVERYTHING.