Oh, he’s fully aware, my friend. He’s just pulling a variation on the old What, can’t you take a joke?” In other words, it’s on you. Don’t fall for that shit, not even to the point of trying to figure it out. I’m Forever Grey (trademark), but if you need me, hit me up. Love, Dubious

Whoops, sorry, dude...answered wrong post. My bad.

Edited because stupid.

Let us take a page out of their playbook; bring back the dunking stool. Put Kavanaugh onboard and dunk him. If he floats, the Devil hath obvs saved his Spawn. If he is innocent, he drowns. Easy peasy. 

Standard crime turtleneck.

After years of waist length hair I went to a barber and got a Gentleman's Cut. Faded sides, hard part. It looks fabulous.

Yes. I wonder if the jerk that raped me ever ponders what he did all those years ago. I was the last drunk girl in a carload of drunk girls to be taken home that night. I’d known him since grade school. He dragged me out in a bean field and did the deed. He had a friend with him, and he encouraged him to join the…

Grinning like a possum eating shit.

Delightful. Hulk SMASH. 

Odds: two pencilnecks against one heavyweight wrestler. Sweet move, Heavy. The kick to the head a bit much, but I will allow it.

I’ve read asymmetry in faces indicates prenatal insult. This is why humans see symmetry as “beauty”

Wee-nis.

My god I accidently starred his comment scrolling with my thumb and ruined my day.😞

JOKE: Trump and Graham were walking down the street when they noticed a goat with its head stuck in a fence. Trump immediately drops trou and begins fucking the goat.

The use of LOL always makes me think of a halfwit with his tongue hanging out, I dunno why.

A Jerry Hall-ish forehead, yes? She's lovely.

Something, something semi-penis.

Old old joke:

Sorry, dipshit troll. Opiates not just a white problem. I’ve Narcanned folks of every sex, color, age and creed. People have died right there in front of me, foam in their mouths, relatives screaming. Pity there’s no equivalent med to give you to bring you out of your heartless assholery, your condition appears…

Congrats! Old nurse here. I had a patient who was one of the first cures. We had to keep the med locked up because $$$$. The doctor called and gave me the news: CURE. Doc was very kind and allowed me to tell the patient the good news. Awesome moment.