Odds: two pencilnecks against one heavyweight wrestler. Sweet move, Heavy. The kick to the head a bit much, but I will allow it.

I’ve read asymmetry in faces indicates prenatal insult. This is why humans see symmetry as “beauty”

Wee-nis.

My god I accidently starred his comment scrolling with my thumb and ruined my day.😞

JOKE: Trump and Graham were walking down the street when they noticed a goat with its head stuck in a fence. Trump immediately drops trou and begins fucking the goat.

The use of LOL always makes me think of a halfwit with his tongue hanging out, I dunno why.

A Jerry Hall-ish forehead, yes? She's lovely.

Something, something semi-penis.

Old old joke:

Sorry, dipshit troll. Opiates not just a white problem. I’ve Narcanned folks of every sex, color, age and creed. People have died right there in front of me, foam in their mouths, relatives screaming. Pity there’s no equivalent med to give you to bring you out of your heartless assholery, your condition appears…

Congrats! Old nurse here. I had a patient who was one of the first cures. We had to keep the med locked up because $$$$. The doctor called and gave me the news: CURE. Doc was very kind and allowed me to tell the patient the good news. Awesome moment.

I stand by my ‘sorta hot in 86' - you don’t take umbrage with the rest of my remarks, I notice.

Stored mine in a great vintage crocodile bag I got at Red Racks on Wornall road. Four dollars!

And not giving a shit is cheaper than boob job. Don’t you think it is kinda...disloyal to your girls? I say.        ( patting them fondly) “Rest easy, ladies, you did a great job nursing those three great big lumpin' boys, I wouldn't DREAM of mutilating you"

I’m down for marveling at a dick if it's worth my time. Let's not go crazy here

And my ladyparts sealed for duration.

Interesting you resort to the word “faggot”

Very nearly self defense? That barely counts? Hoo, boy! Truly you assholes have zero respect for human life, except for those darling fetus babies not in your side piece’s bellies. 

And freaky 1920's Arrow shirt ad hair. Wtf dude? Go with your natural part or commit fully and part it in the middle.   

Exacto knife blades in the video.