Buy you a drink? 

whoa! Not this “middle of “American, from gay-loving, super black, latino, muslim, vietnamese northeast KCMO. fuck this fuckin fucker. 

Oh, FUCK no. This party is just starting. Never underestimate the tenacity of the Feds. As careless and greedy as these cretins were/ are...

Oh, I heard it very recently. I was told that I (that unthinkable thing, an over 50 woman) was still able to attract men because all women need are “a pussy and a pulse.” This was intended as reassurance.

Volkswagen

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. Watch it, will not disappoint

Watched a creep realtor I worked for SPIT a stream of tobacco juice across the path of a woman walking down the sidewalk. Watched the woman slap the dogshit out of creep. Had myself a hearty laugh.

Yes! Document document document. I learned this firsthand, lo many years ago in nursing school. We had a nutty instructor, an obvious drunk that insulted, derided and just generally fucked with students. She’d been there for years. Another student quietly documented every incident. When the time came, she took her…

Thank you, Voice of Reason. I successfully resuscitated an 80! year old lady. She was intact neurologically and ever so happy to be alive. She did complain about her rib pain and, uh, a UTI from the catheter I crammed in. (Not the best circumstances) ☹ However! Life is sweet and she’s still toddling around.

Thank you for won tons.

It was! I’d like to show the card because it’s a child’s scribbly handwriting, which is very poignant to me. Also, dad wrote, “ Thank you for saving my wife.”

I’ve done CPR on shit-pot loads of people and have had two successful resucitations. HOWEVER! Many MANY organs were saved and thus many lives. Just do it! Part of the reason compressions are so exhausting is that rescuers tend to lean back. Get over the patient and use your arms in a straight, up and down “pile…

Roundup. I MAY have written something on a die hard Trumpster’s lawn with Roundup. That shit really gets the job done.

Wondering if hemo/ pneumothorax. Pleural effusion means a chest tube. This is painful, especially when the chest tube is pulled. AIIIYEEEEEEE! Tough shit, Rand.

CHIEFS’ NATION!!!

Righto. Dude’s got a chest tube. Mystery is why Paul is downplaying this injury.

Sorry so gigantic

I’m so sorry about your loss. I hope the rabble didn’t throw cabbages.

For a French aristocrat you have a lovely grasp of English grammar.

You can get really close to this painting at the Nelson. There are all kinds of crazy in the brushstrokes.