Some heifer stole my parking spot by scooting in at the last second. She locked her car and flounced away, throwing me a look. My son Serpent's Tooth and I went into the store, bought oatmeal cookies and milk and went back to our car. I chewed up a huge mouthful of oatmeal mush and stuck in under her door handle. We…

You seem like the right person to tell this story to. I was working in a busy ER. We had a LOT of drug seekers. One of these was a scrawny, lippy little female, complaining of "back pain." The doctor ordered a shot of narcotic pain reliever (which I didn't want to give her, but Hey! orders are orders), so I prepared…

Google Marfan' s syndrome.

I'm from Missouri, and I went out to my car one morning, looked up and spotted four fat turkeys sitting on my chimney warming their toes. It was spring, and I usually let the woodstove go out before morning, so I guess it was just right.

Yes, they were. He was fully aware of it, too, turning from side to side and posing with a foot up on a chair. He basically molested an entire classroom of grossed-out nursing students. It was bizarre, him chattering away about malabsorption and villi in the small intestine. Our instructor, who never willingly saw a…

When I was in nursing school, some flake came in and lectured the class on gluten intolerance and celiac disease. Soon it became apparent that he was going "commando", and equally obvious he had an enormous Prince Albert cock piercing. I don't know how he got vetted by our instructor. Everytime I hear "gluten…

I would post some beautiful pictures of me and my girlfriend smooching at Hobby Lobby, but we're both pale after a loooong Midwest winter, and I just got over bronchitis.

Fact is, some of the most vociferous aren't registered, so it's a wash. I enjoy the debate tho'. I appear harmless, but I can't stand windbaggery. My favorite debate occurred between an Old Republican Male and myself on a jet flight. It was all about Hillary Clinton. It got pretty heated and the old.....darlin' had to…

It's a mix..I work as a nurse and am responsible for the care of a bout 150+ people, most of them young. A great majority are narrow minded Obama haters who have jack-legged opinions about the Afordable Health Care Act, race, gay rights, etc. If you come in my office and spout this shit, however, you'll get educated.…

Go-Gurt DOES have a wonderful function. I used to freeze cases of the shit and take it to my kid's wrestling meets. Wrestlers usually are watching their weight. After weigh in they could eat these frozen sugar tubes and go out and kick ass from the rush. It isn't heavy and they could wrestle with out vomiting on the…

Sell me that amoeba, post haste.

Oh, for the love of Betsy! She'd paint her ass cherry red if it got her some attention.

I don't know that term, but I love to learn! Enlighten me.

Whoops, that's the Old Testament. If you're calling that "Christian"' be aware the New Testament is the part that concerns Christ's teaching and he wasn't big on picking on minorities, whores, the poors, or pretty much anybody. The poor bastard gets blamed or dragged into every other right wing hootenany, but you…

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Want to hear a depressing tale? SURE you do! I was at the local Wally World and a little tot in the cart ahead of me was very unhappy, crying and crying, while her harassed mother was trying to unload her groceries in the check out. I'm a mother of three, an RN, I work in the ER, so I know a thing or two about crying…

Darling, I'm down with that. Come to Kansas and we'll go up to KC and you can see how we queer white girls roll. I know a place!

I'm white and I can't stand her!! Puffy faced drunks are not fresh or original. Every time she gets backed into a corner, she ups the offensive ante. She makes me think of a bratty little girl whose parents thought she was adorable. Her writing is atrocious! Her books are unreadable. The end of her tongue should be…

I'm old, I've heard this tired old stuff from both sides for years and YEARS. Sorry, Zemar, you are correct, we aren't going to reach a concensus. It was a dialogue I was after, and it ain't happening. I was hoping to point out to you that making sweeping racist generalizations are just as poisonous coming from a…

It's not any less offensive because you explain it further. I understand you have contempt for Chelsea Handler's behavior, ( I can't stand her!) but you chose to say "Typical White Girl" and then follow up with a long stereotype filled hate rant. You say you aren't against mixed marriages, but you use the words "date…