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Great read. If I may offer another tip: have some good, authentic Italian food from Olive Garden. The delicate aromas and subtle textures will leave you in a blissful, Old Country-inspired euphoria.

The Rockets acquired Pablo Prigioni. Can you analyze him as well?

There is also no logical consistency to stopping at the starting 5. If the NBA absolutely must honor the Hawks team for a player award, it should either share the award with every player who logged minutes as a Hawk in January, or pick the best player.

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I'm just asking ... how can a collision with a 5'10" CB take down a 6'4" receiver who was drafted explicitly to take hits like that? And, how did the first responding teammates get there so quickly, almost before the play was completed? I mean, I'm not saying I know for sure ... but, if the world demonizes the…

I've always contended that J.R. Smith has just been struggling under the pressure of being a good role model to his little brother by showing him how to be an assertive and confident NBA player. With that burden lifted, I am confident he will graciously and proudly step into a humble supporting role.

For what it is worth, Smith has been defending extremely well for the Rockets. Interestingly, after the rough patch you cited he agreed to come off of the bench (yes, they lost to the Bulls after that, but only after a furious Jimmy Butler-led comeback). And, his shot selection has improved dramatically (except for…

At least with your vertical leap gone, you no longer have those embarrassing moments when you leap up in celebration, grab the rim and then just sort of hang there, unable to pull yourself up even once.

So, how are you feeling now?

The same thing happened when the University of Texas announced it was going to continue its football program.

Matt Schaub used to run a similar event. He allowed the children to have all the time they wanted looking at toys, but only allowed them to pick 6.

I hate you.

You are missing industry terms. I would humbly submit

This is my favorite joke of yours yet.

"I understand why non-believers get upset at this conversation, because many know in their hearts that if it's true their future is not in good shape."

Perhaps, but what if this hypothetical person can do a chin-up?

So, your idea of a brilliant rebuttal to someone saying Kobe's first significant all-time career record is missed shots is to link to a list of ... individual season leader titles?

This quote, from the ESPN article, conclusively proved to me that Kobe Bryant is, in fact, an overall passable but slightly misshapen and just a little bit "off" automaton produced by David Stern's 1st generation of cloning experiments designed to make the NBA's glory year superstars permanently immortal and do away…

You know what is amazing?