Yup, most good home Chinese cooks quickly deep fry the meat before the stir fry. However, many bad Chinese restaurants (esp. British heritage ones) get this step completely wrong. They fully batter the meat, fry it like a fried chicken strip, then later stir-fry that battered meat into a thick sauce for, oh, about 5…

On the other hand, Skip's theory could explain why a frustrated Oscar Pistorius felt he really had to up the ante to land a shoe deal.

It is also more satisfying when you pretend that Brett Favre is dead.

To be fair, the @Deadspin account has been known to do the same thing on occasion.

Dater didn't fare all that poorly, though. Bleacher Report saw the same viral reaction to Dater's unhinged rant, and immediately promoted him to featured columnist (level I)

... which, by the way, is a clear violation of the 3rd amendment's right to freedom of conversation.

The worst part is that they shut it down just moments before we finally learned how far Adrian Peterson can punt a football.

October 1: Mueller announces that he has interviewed Goodell, who finally admits that he asked his lieutenants not to retrieve the video. However, Goodell has learned from his lesson, and will be suspended for one month and reinstated.

I am actually in the South China Sea right now. IMG is not here. Try looking in the trunk of the loan shark from whom he purchased his latest Porsche.

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This might be my favorite comment ever on the site, or would have been if there were any hope that it was offered ironically instead of as a mouth-breathing, tone-deaf throwaway comment by a self-important idiot who just stumbled into the comment section and thinks that anyone gives a damn about his opinion.

Fantastic.

"Come on guys, let's take a larger perspective," Muschamp continued. "Football was only a small part of the overall suspension - the players remain suspended from class attendance, homework and any-and-all possible court appearances for the next three years. I think they've learned their lesson."

See, all of these protesters are missing the incredible beauty of a pork-segregated society. Until you have experienced it, you cannot imagine the bliss of walking into the "pork room" of a Western supermarket chain in a Middle Eastern country. Pork everywhere, in every form from bacon to sausage to jell-o. Rows and…

In Tennessee's defense, they didn't have any other options. This approach was not only the oldest trick in the book, but also the only one illustrated in crayon.

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I actually liked the back of the shirt better.

It's going to be ironic when LaRussa walks up to take his spot and is suddenly pulled and replaced by someone who is even more defensive.

Fantastic. +1