I’m not saying the Ryan brothers are bad at defense, but they somehow already received life sentences for this.

Since October is the tenth month of the calendar year, and a 10 looks tantalizingly similar to a skinny woman standing next to a fat chick, we are going to allow every skinny woman free entry if she brings a ticket-buying fat chick.

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.

I think deadspin should make more excuses for Russell Westbrook shooting 1-11 in the fourth quarter. “But he was tired”, “but his team isn’t good”, “but Kanter can’t defend”. Russell Westbrook has played hero ball in the fourth quarter all year which is the primary reason why their record is right at the bottom of the…

It’s been pretty awesome watching the guy most likely to win the MVP get thumped by the guy who should win the MVP.

C’mon, Tim. I thought covering the end of Roman reigns was Patrick Wyman’s beat.

He and Harden average almost the exact same number of turnovers a game

Mostly White Russians.

The Rockets are really good. The Pelicans have some glaring weaknesses - they have like one good perimeter defender on their roster and some pretty crummy bench players. And the Rockets are a particularly bad matchup for the Pelicans.

Being able to add Lou Williams for almost nothing was an absolute coup by Houston.

Lou Williams made the Lakers kinda fun, and now the Rockets are going to have a candidate for Sixth Man of the Year as their seventh man. That’s silly and excessive and great.

That’s the problem these days in a nutshell: too many dumbshits triggered by civility.

He’s mostly underappreciated by people who didn’t watch him play on a game to game basis (aka anyone that didn’t follow the Astros). What I mean by that is that he did a lot more than a box score would indicate. His defensive dexterity, baserunning intelligence, eye of the strike zone, and leadership were all so easy…

I think Houston might have more engineers per capita than any given NASA facility so...

I don’t understand this meme, Elway offered Osweiler $16 million per year, with $30 million guaranteed. Not the money Osweiler got in Houston, but people seem to forget that Elway wanted to sign Osweiler too.

I can tell you’ve never visited Houston.

You know Texas is like 95% engineers, right?

How is coach Pop privileged? He earned everything he got. It’s called achievement not privilege.

What was Hillary’s great plan for helping these people? I don’t recall hearing one. All I heard was her referring to them as “deplorables” for supporting the candidate that wasn’t her. If you are in middle America and seeing things go to shit and your alternatives are either to elect a career politician from same…