"The official scorer decided he wasn't worthy of the win."

You are dead to me.

To be fair, everyone spotted outside of philly is a real winner.

There are absolutely brilliant. Very well done.

I call BS. I knew a lot of football players in college and, while it isn't a definitive sample, by far the most common state was "drunken."

Look Mike, you're on a new team now. Not every quarterback likes to throw his balls around indiscriminately, regardless of the opposition.

He's only selling half of it to Kidd, with the other half to another minority owner.

+1

Unfortunately for Mr. Jones, when he announced that he was finally going to take the big leap, the US looked the other way while China shot him in the head.

Look very closely at his avatar. You'll see the connection if you know your Deadspin commenter avatars (and, really, who doesn't? If it isn't required curriculum in every American college, then it should be).

It's currently occupied by a parking garage and an expressway onramp.

I'm not sure that the lack of intelligence here sits with "BlessedToComment."

I liked the part when he smirked knowingly at the camera.

If Donald Trump builds a $30,000,000 villa and the outhouse he ordered to be thrown together to accommodate his gardeners adjoins your outhouse/house - is he really your neighbor?

They are nice jerseys, but I hope that you are wrong on their intended use. After all, trying to embarrass Canada is a bit like trying to sell cocaine to Lamar Odom - sure, you feel good that you made a quick score, but eventually the guilt of ruining what should have been a one-in-a-kind natural wonder will kick in...

+1

For Rex Ryan, the worst part of fishing is that even when he finally decides to throw back a clearly underweight fish, Bill Belichick comes cruising by in his 50' yacht, throws out a troll line, catches the fish and parades it in front of the media just to remind Ryan of his shame.

So it's a big box full of sexual material where you just take what you want, use it until you're [ahem] satisfied, then put it back for the next guy?

"Hello, Mets? How's Jon holding up? I know it was just an accident, but I know how that can affect a pitcher. He'll probably want a change of scenery - how about you ship him over here for a couple of good prospects? Sounds good? Great?"

'course, and just thinking aloud here, if you could draft one commenter and get all of his burners thrown in for free ... then Raysism might be interested.